ARTIST: Home Brew
Home Brew is a smooth, refreshing ale that will make u feel golden and moist inside just like you did before big kids pants.
It's full flavour is best accompanied by fresh herb lightly toasted between 2 red hot knives and most appreciated by substance abusers, social rejects and the homeless.
It is not safe to be consumed by those who confuse Chris Brown with James Brown and Hip-Hop with what Nana went into hospital for. Doing so may result in regular use of the word 'chur' in everyday conversation.
Home Brew is dishwasher safe and contains twice the amount of Vitamin C as oranges. (The makers of Home Brew insist that excessive consumption will not cause the 'Russell Crowe Effect' or result in unwanted pregnancy).
